#or (B) pulling a salesa where you bounce between enough Fear affiliations that none can grab you for an avatar

[captain-lonagan]

it’s a shame sasha had a bad time in artifact storage because i tell ya. you break into artifact storage once to gear the fuck up and Team Archives becomes a hell of a lot more formidable. “oh avatars are unkillable” there’s a fucking gun in artifact storage that’s got Slaughter powers and you can dodge most if not all effects of using it if you wear a fucking glove to fire it. there’s a stone eye that disables all video cameras in proximity to it. there’s a fucking wardrobe in there that no light is able to enter, it’s pitch Dark, and i want to throw elias in there and see what happens to him. can i just lock him in there? would that fuck him up?

also salesa? hello? apparently at one point he had a carpet that either was or contained a Spiral thing and if you interacted with it in a certain way the pattern on it would fucking attack you and rip you apart. catch me deploying that rug like a fucking trap card at the front door of my hideout. who needs a ring camera doorbell when you can just roll out a fucking demon rug. sadly salesa threw the rug into the ocean but i’m surprised no gertrude or dekker types ever hit him up like “mikaele i need a sewing needle that can send a man to hell, what’s the cost” because he probably has one in stock or could locate one